Mom: are you ready to leave

Me: yeah hold on

5 minutes later

Me: Okay I’m ready

Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, cure cancer, and take a nap

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